Cool breeze
A new soldier joining the troops today stopped the propeller halfway thinking it causes the cool breeze which is too much for everyone.
March
My uncle won’t be happy when it is next month but my friend didn’t understand me so I said, “All troops hate it as well because it will be March”.
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Why did you choose to shoot less on battlefields?
“Why did you choose to shoot less on battlefields?”
I smiled and said, “Our captain charge $30 per bullet missing the targets (enemy) perhaps I only managed to save $30 this year”
Toy soldiers
John’s Father brought home new soldiers but they can’t fight, why? “They were all toy soldiers”
Beating of his life
Mr. George beats ten armies while in his dream. Alas! He saw them on the street the following morning; they recognized him and give him a thorough beating of his life.
What will you do?
Because Dave’s late Uncle is a soldier, so he dreamt to be a soldier. This annoys Dave’s dad and made him ask Dave, “Imagine you are in a camp surrounded by enemies and you are sleeping with C4 (bombs) around you, what will you do?”
Dave answered and said, “I will stop imagining instantly”.