Toy soldiers
John’s Father brought home new soldiers but they can’t fight, why? “They were all toy soldiers”
John’s Father brought home new soldiers but they can’t fight, why? “They were all toy soldiers”
John’s Father brought home new soldiers but they can’t fight, why? “They were all toy soldiers”
Because Dave’s late Uncle is a soldier, so he dreamt to be a soldier. This annoys Dave’s dad and made him ask Dave, “Imagine you are in a camp surrounded by enemies and you are sleeping with C4 (bombs) around you, what will you do?”
Dave answered and said, “I will stop imagining instantly”.
My Dad, who was a retired soldier, asks me, “What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?”
I could remember vividly we have A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6, D7, F9 while in school but they only got to have only C4 in the military so I answered and said, “C4”.
In a middle of a movie, Vincent asked Felix why the sailors can’t play cards. I answered, “Their captain was sitting on the deck”.
My uncle won’t be happy when it is next month but my friend didn’t understand me so I said, “All troops hate it as well because it will be March”.