Toy soldiers
John’s Father brought home new soldiers but they can’t fight, why? “They were all toy soldiers”
What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?
My Dad, who was a retired soldier, asks me, “What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?”
I could remember vividly we have A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6, D7, F9 while in school but they only got to have only C4 in the military so I answered and said, “C4”.
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Why did you choose to shoot less on battlefields?
“Why did you choose to shoot less on battlefields?”
I smiled and said, “Our captain charge $30 per bullet missing the targets (enemy) perhaps I only managed to save $30 this year”
What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?
My Dad, who was a retired soldier, asks me, “What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?”
I could remember vividly we have A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6, D7, F9 while in school but they only got to have only C4 in the military so I answered and said, “C4”.
Reject
An Army officer who always took a bribe and got dismissed yesterday was asked to say what ARMY stands for. But to everyone’s surprise, this man said, “Air(Force) Rejected Me Yesterday”.
Beating of his life
Mr. George beats ten armies while in his dream. Alas! He saw them on the street the following morning; they recognized him and give him a thorough beating of his life.