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Why the sailors can’t play cards?

In a middle of a movie, Vincent asked Felix why the sailors can’t play cards. I answered, “Their captain was sitting on the deck”.

Latest Veterans Day Jokes

March

My uncle won’t be happy when it is next month but my friend didn’t understand me so I said, “All troops hate it as well because it will be March”.

How many guns do you need for a gunfight?

A General asks his comrades “how many guns do you need for a gunfight?”

“Two”, comrades replied.

“Why two?” the general asked. “One gun for us to shoot at enemies and another gun for our enemy to shoot back at us”

What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?

My Dad, who was a retired soldier, asks me, “What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?”

I could remember vividly we have A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6, D7, F9 while in school but they only got to have only C4 in the military so I answered and said, “C4”.

Cool breeze

A new soldier joining the troops today stopped the propeller halfway thinking it causes the cool breeze which is too much for everyone.

Why the sailors can’t play cards?

In a middle of a movie, Vincent asked Felix why the sailors can’t play cards. I answered, “Their captain was sitting on the deck”.