Conclusions
Yo mama is so fat she cant jump to conclusions.
3 feet taller
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.
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Latest Yo Mamma Jokes
Pool
Your mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Old hag
Your mama is so old when she farts dust comes out.
Your Mamas Teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a bunch of Formula 1 race car drivers, they all thought it was a caution sign and pulled over.
Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama’s so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.