Cordless phone
our mama is so stupid that she triped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so dumb she seen a yellow school bus and said stop the banana.
our mama is so stupid that she triped over a cordless phone.
Your momma is so poor she bought a T.V. with two channels….on and off.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she spits she spits butter.
Your mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!