Yo Mamas So Fat… Menu
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Conclusions
Yo mama is so fat she cant jump to conclusions.
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Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama’s so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Pay Attention
Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
3 feet taller
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.
Parked car
Your mama is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.