Pay Attention
Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
Conclusions
Yo mama is so fat she cant jump to conclusions.
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Latest Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama’s so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Old hag
Your mama is so old when she farts dust comes out.
Cordless phone
our mama is so stupid that she triped over a cordless phone.
Yellow Teeth
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she spits she spits butter.