Old hag
Your mama is so old when she farts dust comes out.
Cordless phone
our mama is so stupid that she triped over a cordless phone.
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Skinny Mama
Yo mama is so skinny she uses a donut as a life saver!
3 feet taller
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.
Television
Your momma is so poor she bought a T.V. with two channels….on and off.
Cordless phone
our mama is so stupid that she triped over a cordless phone.