Skinny Mama
Yo mama is so skinny she uses a donut as a life saver!
Parked car
Your mama is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.
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Your Mamas Teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a bunch of Formula 1 race car drivers, they all thought it was a caution sign and pulled over.
Cordless phone
our mama is so stupid that she triped over a cordless phone.
Pool
Your mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
3 feet taller
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.