Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama’s so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Your mama is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.
Yo mama’s so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo momma is so stupid she failed a blood test.
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Your mom so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama is so dumb she seen a yellow school bus and said stop the banana.