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Yo mamma so ugly
Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.
” Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Damn, is it Halloween already?”.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Your mama’s so ugly when she was born there was a brawl in the dilivery room about who got to slap her first!
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so ugly your dad’s breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
3 feet taller
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.
Yo Mamas So Fat… Menu
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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