Parked car
Your mama is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.
Your mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your mama is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.
Yo mama is so fat she cant jump to conclusions.
Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
Your mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a bunch of Formula 1 race car drivers, they all thought it was a caution sign and pulled over.
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.