Yellow Teeth
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she spits she spits butter.
Pool
Your mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
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Old hag
Your mama is so old when she farts dust comes out.
Glass Wall
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo Mamas So Fat… Menu
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
3 feet taller
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.