Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama’s so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Skinny Mama
Yo mama is so skinny she uses a donut as a life saver!
Jokes by Category
Latest Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo Mamas So Fat… Menu
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Old hag
Your mama is so old when she farts dust comes out.
Pay Attention
Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
3 feet taller
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.