Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama’s so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo mama is so skinny she uses a donut as a life saver!
Yo mama’s so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Your mama is so old when she farts dust comes out.
Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
Yo mamma’s behind is so fat when she sits down she sits down she’s 3 feet taller.